"Nibby" (nibby68)
05/27/2015 at 15:19 • Filed to: None
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"Nibby" (nibby68)
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Nibby
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:20 |
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So I have this foreign cousin who married some rich dude. She came here for the summer a few years ago and again a couple years back. She’s the WORST guest ever. Ever ever ever.
For someone in their 30s, she still leaves messes everywhere, expects others to do everything for her, and is incredibly selfish and narcissistic. I will never forget when her son was throwing a tantrum and kicked my mom... right in front of my cousin. She didn’t even say or do anything; she acted as if this was normal behavior from him.
My mom and I both sounded off on her... “parenting.” Anyways next time she came, the kid was still a raging terror. He unfortunately caught a high fever... and that day, his mom decided to go shopping all day. My sister had to chauffeur her around while I had to babysit a sick misbehaving child who had never been disciplined in his life. That night, he ended up going to the hospital (he turned out to be fine) and both my parents grilled my cousin for not having her priorities right.
Anyways, my Dad decides to tell everyone “Guess who is coming next weekend (June 6th)?”
At least that weekend I am busy with an art show so I cannot be bothered with her. But I need something to do that following week to completely avoid her. Suggestions welcome. Maybe volunteer that week somewhere.
deekster_caddy
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:23 |
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Whatever thing you find to occupy your time, make sure you tell her that you found this to do as soon as you heard she was coming! Nothing like a little fire to make somebody ask why. Or stop coming to visit...
EL_ULY
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:24 |
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Canadian GP marshal? lol. I’m sure people at that art show will be doing things afterwards. Go hang out with them or watch motorsport at a friends house.
PS9
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:25 |
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Vegas, blackjack and hookers all weekend.
supra-squirrel
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:25 |
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Catch a raging fever and throw tantrums the whole time? Could be eye opening for her.
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Nibby
> deekster_caddy
05/27/2015 at 15:26 |
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Well, I’d prefer to be a bit more respectful than that. But she has no respect for other people’s time, she just expects to be treated like royalty. NOPE.
RallyWrench
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:26 |
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Sounds like you have a lot of TPS reports to file.
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deekster_caddy
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:27 |
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I would never do what I suggested, I’m too nice. But it’s what _should_ happen...
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Nibby
> PS9
05/27/2015 at 15:28 |
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I WANT MORE WENCHES
LOTS OF WENCHES IS WHAT I NEED
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Nibby
> EL_ULY
05/27/2015 at 15:29 |
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I’m actually not into motorsports :P Thanks for the suggestion.
Maybe I can come down to Texas and we can eat cookies.
nermal
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:32 |
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Do you have an extra dog carrier laying around?
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EL_ULY
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:32 |
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duuude come down!!! BBQ and the beach!
we can hoon the wagon around in the sand. Water skiing? NOPE, sand skiing while being towed by a QUATTRO wagon!
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Nibby
> nermal
05/27/2015 at 15:36 |
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I should purchase one.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:36 |
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I have nothing for you to do, but I do know how it feels to watch a young child that has never been disciplined in his life.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:38 |
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Just move into the forest for a week. Don’t shave, eat off the land, and get in touch with nature. That sort of thing.
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Nibby
> Snuze: Needs another Swede
05/27/2015 at 15:39 |
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*starts looking up videos on how to kill and roast bears*
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Nibby
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/27/2015 at 15:39 |
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tis a sad thing, really...
blacktruck18
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:42 |
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Buy an 8ball of meth and see where it takes you.
Berang
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:43 |
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Tell everybody you’re going on a fishing trip.
But actually just go to bed and sleep for a week.
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:43 |
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I would say come hang with me and stuff, but I’m out of town that weekend.
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Nibby
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/27/2015 at 15:48 |
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D’aww thanks!
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Nibby
> blacktruck18
05/27/2015 at 15:49 |
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drugs are bad mmkay
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Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:50 |
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I’m telling you, it’s a great way to pass time. Everyone in my office thinks I’m a weirdo or something because I enjoy the great outdoors... city people, I tell ya.
In fact I’m knocking off work early on Friday to go on my semi-annual camping trip with all my friends. We go out to this giant private campground in the Appalachians and we go fishing, swimming, shoot guns, ride ATVs, get drunk, light stuff on fire. Its the best!
Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> deekster_caddy
05/27/2015 at 15:52 |
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I used to be a little shit when I was a kid, I had a babysitter hang me from a tree by my ankles for 3 hours. Not sure if it worked but I have a clean criminal record. My dad approved, might of even been his idea.
Road trip? Work more? Project car?
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:52 |
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You could just go on a vacation... Forever.
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Nibby
> Snuze: Needs another Swede
05/27/2015 at 15:52 |
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I SHOULD JUST GO TO THE CATSKILLS FOR A WEEK
jkm7680
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:53 |
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Redirect her flight to Cambodia?
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Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:54 |
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YES! DO IT!
CRider
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:54 |
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When you see her, walk up, say “Hi, I’m Nibby!” and puch her in the face. Then GTFO of there and don’t come back until she’s gone.
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Nibby
> jkm7680
05/27/2015 at 15:54 |
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IT’S A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA
SOCdriver
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:56 |
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You could always get in the car and take a road trip. If she is there for 5 days, plan to drive 2 days out and 2 days back and spend one day somewhere cool. To avoid my Mom I will sleep in my car for a week rather than suffer that woman for 2 hours.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:56 |
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Road trip!
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jkm7680
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:57 |
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But like don’t tell her that.
Or just send Benjamin Rolland to pick her up at the airport and see where that goes.
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blacktruck18
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 15:58 |
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Definitely, especially meth. But, no one wants to deal with a tweaker for a week. If you’re all twitchy and shit she hopefully won’t leave the kid with.
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Nibby
> SOCdriver
05/27/2015 at 16:18 |
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o_O
Tohru
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 16:21 |
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Come to Wisconsin. Dogapult needs help getting his ‘72 Celica roadworthy for a car meet in Jersey. Free chow, anime, and a place to sleep.
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Nibby
> Tohru
05/27/2015 at 16:31 |
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Thanks for the offer
DrScientist
> Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
05/27/2015 at 16:59 |
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yikes. that’s pretty amazing.
do you remember what was used? was it just rope around the ankles? and did the babysitter leave you there and go about his/her business? or at least sit and watch you dangle.
Destructive Tester
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 17:04 |
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I’m sure you have some kind of elective surgery you could schedule for that week, I mean you didn’t
really
need that second kidney did you?
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Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> DrScientist
05/27/2015 at 17:15 |
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It was haha, I think it was nylon rope, he watched for a bit and then went inside and watched from the window.
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SOCdriver
> Nibby
05/27/2015 at 17:19 |
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She is damaging to most people she meets, my wife will still not talk to her 10 years after the first “incident”. Most of my therapy revolves around moments when I have to interact with her. I have essentially cut her from my life and most of the time we run into each other at family events, some of which I will not go to because I know she will be there. So yeah, 5 days living in my car is way better than time with mom.
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Nibby
> SOCdriver
05/27/2015 at 17:45 |
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Sorry to hear that